I am not an American. An “amerian” is a robot. Which live and die by someone “elses” opinions. I will not be manipulated, and I will not be told what is the right way to think or the wrong. I am a jack-american. I believe in the opinions of others, and that I have may have my own, and we Are All Still Cool With It. I will not judge you!! (unless you are blatantly showing “me” that you are a dumb douc bag) In that case “I” wouldn’t consider it judging but stating the obvious. I will forgive the ones who want to be forgiven. “Doesn’t mean you will still be trusted or befriended by me”.
American’s say they are american’s because they live in america and “that’s what everyone else is calling themselves”. It’s disturbing that its easier to log onto this here facebook account using a “wifi” somewhere, anywhere, than it is to get a cold glass of water.
“True story!
Yesterday stopped by a gas station to get 4 cups of ice. That was it, just ice nothing else. Haven’t done that for awhile, so I brought in a dollar fifty thinking for sure that should cover it. ….twenty cents for their precious plastic cup and the ice was free. Wrong!!! The lady insisted I pay “Eighty” .80 cents for each cup whether I put ice *(but not any kind of liquid) in the cup. I said, so how much are the smaller ones? She said, it didn’t matter it was all the same. 12oz, which is the smallest one, which is the size I originally wanted. WTF. She made it a point to tell me that if I wanted to put a drink in the cup that it would cost more.
Supper annoyed, because I honestly didn’t have money to buy the dame twenty cent cups anyways, I went back to my car and scrounged for any change I could and litterally, (with the help from a friend) came up with almost 3 bucks. She (just doing her job) huffed a little while letting me pay for 3 of the cups and asking if the forth could be a freebie. I said, with some humor, please don’t make me go get my pennies. (Which I most likely would have if she didn’t say yes). I made sure she knew how thankful I was for the “1 free small 12 oz” cup of ice and poured them and was about to leave when she walked over and handed me my 13 cents change that I had left on the counter implying that it was for the little penny tray. When I said oh, no thank you, she gave me that look that I had played her the whole time, lying or something about not having enough money to buy a whole 4th cup unless I dig out my pennies. Like I was just out trying to get free shit. I very politely, “with giving her the same type of look” and very nicely said, “Oh, why don’t you stick it in your Cop-Tip-Jar, I bet they would appreciate it.” Walked out with attitude.
Need I explain more? Yes, this was me yesterday, headed to a funneral for a friend of a friend of mine, and yes the cups were for alcohol, Kaluha. It was for the young 55 year old man “Gary” who suddenly dropped dead of a heart attack two nights prior. It was one of his favorites and the four of us shared a drink in his honor. Not the point here. Why do people feel the need to get upset over a cup of ice. I didn’t even put water in them. That would have cost extra, (so she said). But everywhere I go around town I get notifications about open wifi networks. Its a business ploy to get you to come into their business, but Its all of the “Americans” and the robots who believe that “what ever “they” say we should follow. Because they do it, and they are kinda cool and pretty and have money, so they must be doing it the right way.”
I know I know, this is my opinion. I’m proud of it. If you disagree, don’t fight with me. I’m proud of you. Be proud to disagree, but don’t act like I am a freak if you don’t like every word I said. Its ok to be different and have your own opinions about things. Nope, I don’t wear a seatbelt. Why, because who is proving to me that if something were to happen that just by wearing my seatbelt I would gaurented be still alive. The other way, who is gaurenteeing me that by NOT wearing my seatbelt that its going to be the reason for my survival. NO one can!! Its the families of the victims who died in car crashes who care and have the time and money and man power and connections and a “true inspiring story unlike any one we’ve ever heard before” complain enough to get a law put into place to “save my life”. I honestly think its a fifty fifty chance. Its absolutely down to each and every car crash analysis. I know of two completely different roll over crashed that happened. One followed the law and said “yup, puttin my seatbelt on”. The other truely couldn’t care less and probably didn’t even think twice about putting on a seatbelt. Sure enough, one was ejected from the vehicle, flew up the side of an embankment, “in the mountains” wrapped themselves around a tree and nearly died. The other was tumbled around safley buckled inside their vehicle “like a freaking washing machine on spin cycle with a toolbox” and nearly died. The one who obeyed the law lies tireless trying to become Undiagnosed with being called an Incomplete Quadrapalegic. The other, who didn’t, walks, works, and …..everything the other can’t. Two different stories, which ended up like nobody predicted. Its a game of chance every time we drive. NOBODY CAN PREDICT THE OUTCOME OF A CRASH OR WHETHER OR NOT THE SEATBELT MUST OR NOT BE WARN. (Again, my opinion) Most everyone buckles up. But I believe thats because we really can’t afford a freakin ticket, (i can’t), or because ya just don’t want to deal with getting pulled over. It should be a choice. Not a law. (But you bet your ass I wanna see all them angel babies buckled!! They are small enough that any tiny bumper to bumper accident could send them flying past your face and threw your windshield.) You decide (hoping while using your best judgement) when they are old enough to make their choice about following every single tiny whinny fucking rediculous law, that “Americans” say will be better for them. Just like smoking in a bar. Its each indivicual person that makes the decision to walk into a bar decision on whether they want to breathe my smoke or not. (I went there to get away from whinny adult-children, I thought?) Any logical “in the now” human being can see at least a smidge of the fucked-uped-ness {{{{{(yes, its ok to make up new words too) “they do it. Ever heard of the new webster proud word “Twerk?”}}}}}} in this robotic world. Who tips the “cop jars” anyways? I didn’t even know there was such a thing. (New word: ma-nild, say it however you want, meaning a man that is acting like a 3 year old that needs a nap, child that needs a smac…..punch in the face) …… I have respect for everyones sides, your aloud that. You really are. Over the past 8 years I have never seen downtown around 11pm so packed under the overpass. I was shocked. Somethings wrong with the idea of “being a true american”. Call yourself what you want, I’ve got this turtle sitten next to me and he wants to be called Terrance, terry for short. jack-american is my way of saying i’ve never really liked the Robot dance. (and ya, so what if I stole it from the mormans who didn’t want to be robots either).
(Oh, and I know some of you who actually get this far, I am nor will I ever say or act like I am, “right”, better than you, or snub you for calling me crazy. I like words and how good I am at fitting them together sometimes when getting my thoughts out. Also something they haven’t “outlawed” yet, freedom to write whatever the fuck we want to on the internet. Because, that is your opinion, and one right that I like to use, is my right to choose my own friends.
I just really wanted to share that experience. I tell Madison all the time, “hey, try not to get lost in your phone k”. And she understands, and she UNDERSTANDS, what that means. (i am guilty)
I do like feedback. But I’m really not in the mood for some kind of comment debating war mmmmmk.